If I were a squirrel, that is. Since I don’t currently own any, except in my mind, I will have to ponder this. Where should I start?
I could always keep them in my jewelry box. I mean aren’t they just like gold or platinum? Listening to the guys you would think so. Maybe a vault would be better. Then I could just take them out when I wanted to. Visit the bank once a month to see them and make sure they haven’t shriveled up to peanuts. I mean without warmth, love, and attention, I’ve been told they will shrivel.
Maybe I’ll put them in box under the bed. No, I’d probably forget they were there. They might become like the junk drawer I always forget to clean out. Not such a good idea. There’s always the hutch. It lights up and they could have their own spotlight. That might be cool.
Maybe I’ll just give it some more thought. It is a rather important decision that must be made. I’ll just hold off for a while. What are your suggestions?