Friday, July 9, 2010

Fawk You Friday! And Follow Me Friday! And Flog Yo Blog!

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Here we go again with a day to bitch. I am so glad it's here too. There have been too many issues this week for me and I have been seriously stifled on top of it. So watch out. Get prepared. Little kiddies run, run like the wind. I'm going to dump on someone. here's my list. I am also joining the Follow Me Friday crowd today with my buddy over at The Bipolar Diva. I also found the Flog Yo Blog hop so we're trying that too. Friday fun!

Fawk you to bacon. Do you have to burn my arm EVERY TIME I FRY YOU?!!?
Fawk you to the person who thinks he has to EAT BACON EVERY SINGLE MORNING!!!
Fawk you to the person I married almost 27 years ago who still says EVERYTHING IS HIS AND THERE IS NO
WE!!!
Fawk you to the person who WILL NOT FIX THE A/C!!!
Fawk you to people who THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
Fawk you to anyone who THINKS I’M SUPPOSED TO ASK HOW HIGH WHEN TOLD TO JUMP!!!
Fawk you humidity. GO AWAY!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME MISERABLE!!!
Fawk you to people who use the words STUPID AND IDIOT ALL THE TIME!!! Seriously!

And now for the biggest Fawk You of them all. TO THE PERSON WHO LIES ALL THE TIME. SHE COULDN’T TELL THE TRUTH IF IT WERE SMACKING HER IN THE FACE. She needs to GO AWAY OR GET SANE! Neither of which I fear she is capable of doing.

5 comments:

  1. actually? the rules state that what's yours is yours and what's his is yours. he just need to get that through his fat head! and the liar? tell her to get screwed and leave you the fawk alone! **hugs** for a horrible week!

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  2. I'd like to say fawk you to the pebble that is hiding in my shoe. I can't find him but he sure does love to mess with my big toe.

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  3. LMAO! OMG I seriously love your Fawk you's! And I can really relate to that last one. You rock chica!

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  4. I love the bluntness of your blog!!! I thought I was blunt and you definitly have me beat, so I have some stuff to learn still ;-)
    Kris :-)
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    www.thislittlemommystayedhome.blogspot.com

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  5. New follower through Friday Follow..
    Hope you have a great weekend..
    Stop by if you get the chance...

    http://mommyingonthefly.blogspot.com/

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